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Jennifer Aniston Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
So like I was watching TV and I saw Jennifer Aniston looking totally hot and I was like why can’t I be like that like what the EFF people…seriously…why…then I become depressed and started eating because its Jennifer Aniston’s fault that I’m fat
-Ethan
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Jamie Oliver Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
I was like reading about this guy Jamie Oliver who dressed up in a peas outfit and said “I come in peas” instead of peace and he also helps children with food or something…I could never do that which made me depressed so I eat and thats why I’m fat because of Jamie Oliver
-Ethan
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Corey Haim Made Me Fat -WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
I was like watching the news right and I found out Corey Haim died I was like what the EFF because he was so young and talented…I mean he was in Crank 2 and rocked in that movie but now hes dead and that stressed me out and I keep eating and eating…
-Ethan
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Anne Hathaway Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
So I was like watching Valentines Day and it had Anne in it and I was totally like OMG look at her on the screen she looks so perfect I could never look like that…so I was like depressed and decided to eat because shes the reason that I’m fat.
-Ethan
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Elizabeth Edwards Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
So I was looking at the paper and I saw that John Edwards cheated on Elizabeth Edwards his wife of many years and that totally made me depressed because she doesn’t deserve that and that made me depressed and therefore Elizabeth Edwards is the reason I am fat…
-Ethan
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Gerard Butler Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
So I was like watching 300 and stuff and Gerard was on there looking amazing and I realized I could never be like him so I got depressed and started eating cookies and I couldn’t take it anymore because he is the reason I am so fat…
-Ethan
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Constance McMillen Made Me Fat – WastingFoodDiet.com
Mar 28th
So like Constance McMillen made me fat because she stood up for her rights and therefore stood up for everyone elses which is something I never could do so I keep eating and eating….
-Ethan
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What Is The Wasting Food Diet??
Mar 17th
Your probably wondering what this website is all about? I created WastingFoodDiet.com to help me lose weight while still being a dick to the world by wasting food.
Frankly the genius of my plan is unfathomable.
Step 1: Buy whatever you want to eat WHENEVER you are hungry.
Step 2: Eat as much as you want UNTIL you DON’T feel hungry anymore.
The easiest way to do this is to CHEW your food until its pretty much liquid in your mouth and THEN swallow it. When you start to feel yourself NOT being hungry anymore STOP.
Step 3: This is the GENIUS step I think. Pull out a picture of someone you don’t like or hate and blame them verbally for you being the way you are.
Step 4: MUSH their stupid picture into the food and then throw it away.
I guarantee you will not be hungry or even want to eat again UNTIL you are hungry.
The reason why this works is because its easier to blame someone else than yourself.
TRY IT! The more you do it the better you will get at it.
-Ethan
WastingFoodDiet.com is LIVE
Mar 17th
YES we are live! The promise of this website is all about losing weight by wasting food. The reason why this works is because you can eat WHATEVER you want WHENEVER you want.
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-Ethan
